Did I Eat A Wild Boar? Am I About to Give Birth?

Tried to do something different today and just ended up looking F.A.T. Ugh.
Full skirt + Full top = Full figured. I really should have known better. Cest la vie, noting I can do about it now.

Ann Taylor Cardigan, $58
Kimichi Blue Embroidered silk Tunic, $80
Banana Republic pocket skirt, $68
Cole Haan Bacara Flats, $138

A sleek black fitted tee tucked in with a colorful belt would have saved me from this disaster.

Can't win them all! Even though I want to.

If I had a nickel...

For every time I've seen the Black Halo "Jackie" dress on celebs in rags and on TV shows I would not need to do this blog. I just saw it on Jane Krakowski in last week's 30 Rock in turquoise and it was not doing her any favors.

Come on celebrity stylists...get back to work!